Country Name: Abraham Lincoln-Topia
Location: Off the Coast of Brazil, a top hat shaped Island
Leaders: Stephanie Dunstan and Danielle Langdon
Oath of the Leaders: "I do Solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will Faithfully execute the office of the Awesome Leader Of Abraham Lincoln-Topia, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Ten commandments of Abraham Lincolnism.
Cities: Top Hatville, Side Burns, St. Paul, St Olaf
Capital: Gettysburg
Government: Monarchy
Laws:
- Rounding and Fractions are illegal.
- The answer is what we say it is until other wise changed.
- Zombies are not to be taken lightly.
- Zombie drills are mandatory for everybody.
- You must have read at least one paragraph in the book "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead" by Max Brooks.
- No Freedom of Religion. Abraham Lincolnism or nothing.
- No Disney stuff or people. (i.e. Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, etc.)
- Jason Baragar is not allowed or and of his stupid jokes.
- Police must wear top hats.
- Elvis Impersonators are illegal and will be escorted out of the country.
- August 17th is National Abraham Lincoln Impression Day.
- Crimes dissing Abraham Result in:
- 1st Offense - 4 - 20 days in prison.
- 2nd Offense - Life in Prison.
- 3rd Offense - Capital Punishment.
- TAXES - 10 cents for every dollar on all food items.
- No taxes on Abraham Lincoln
Related stuff, Giants Merchandise , and Steelers Merchandise
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Hobbies: Walking, Wrestling, and Townball
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Color: Blue
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Animal: Turkey (named Jack)
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Saddest Day: April 15th
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Vegetable: Potato
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Fruit: Apple
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Desert: Apple Pie
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Most Hated Person: John Wilkes Booth
National Fear: Dentists
